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#4buck
#4buck
20. RE: What do you have?
Apr 12 2012, 3:31 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 12 2012, 3:31 AM EDT
To my left? My death - a closed closet door.

BUT, I'm sitting on an indestructible H&R revolver in .32 S&W. It ain't the best, but it's there, and out to 10 feet (the distance to the door, where Zed is) I can hit a head sized target.

Left, I'm f-cked, but under my butt is the pistol, and in the nightstand to the right a Marbles Jungle Bowie machete/knife, a couple of flashlights, an old Tanfoglio .380 (unloaded, but there's about 2/3 box of shells), and some condoms. Hey, it's a nightstand. Anyway, with all that, I should be able to get through the door. Then I'll be in front of the closet with the gun box.
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vampirejediknight
vampirejediknight
21. RE: What do you have?
Apr 12 2012, 10:17 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 12 2012, 10:17 AM EDT
Object: Well, I have a knife in my pocket, and another one on the table next to me, and my .22 is leaning in the corner. . .

Outcome, I grab my .22 and shoot the zombie in the head twice. I think I'm good for the moment.
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JunkCollector
JunkCollector
22. RE: What do you have?
Apr 12 2012, 11:08 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 12 2012, 11:08 AM EDT
How bad do things change in a day?

I put my BOB back were it goes, I installed a ceiling fan/light above my desk, so the antique brass floor lamp went in the shed for sale.

Today I look to my left and the only thing I see is a Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Calender, now I may be screwed, unless I can go right to get my Glock 19, Damn it I am going to die.
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BamaChris
BamaChris
23. RE: What do you have?
Apr 12 2012, 4:40 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 12 2012, 4:40 PM EDT
A sofa? I better start working out more if I am gonna have to swing that thing. 6  out of 6 found this valuable. Do you?    
Pr3dat0r
Pr3dat0r
24. RE: What do you have?
Apr 12 2012, 4:46 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 12 2012, 4:46 PM EDT
I saw a kitchen knife on my nightstand
I would use it by stabbing the zombie through the temple probably, since I don't believe it would have enough durability to go through the forehead or something and likely is not sharp enough.
I wouldn't be in much trouble, worst comes to worst I would spartan kick the zombie in the chest and send him back peddling into the open bathroom, close it and go grab my real killing stuff :P
I would live.
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timberrattler
timberrattler
25. RE: What do you have?
Apr 12 2012, 4:57 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 12 2012, 4:57 PM EDT
To my left is a stack of folded bath towels.

Object: Rolled up bath towel.

Use: Jock snap 'em upside the head.

Amount of trouble?: Lots.

Live or die?: I'll live.
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Carnack
Carnack
26. RE: What do you have?
Apr 12 2012, 5:10 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 12 2012, 5:11 PM EDT
I look to the left and see...a wall with a window -_-

I wouldn't use it

I'd be in deep doodoo till I get my ass through that window.

I'd live knowing that it's not enough to have weapons nearby but they must be everywhere I would look in my day to day life.

HAND ME THE DUCT TAPE!
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The_Anomoly
The_Anomoly
27. RE: What do you have?
Apr 12 2012, 5:16 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 12 2012, 5:16 PM EDT
To my left, my 17" Macbook Pro. God, I'd feel awful smashing this against some zombie's head.

a $3000 one time use weapon. I think I'd die a little just having to use it that way.
To my right, is my backpack, with my Cold steel warhead, on my hip is my Gerber Surge. If only I had looked to the right!

I might survive one encounter, then I'm f**cked.
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OOSnake
OOSnake
28. RE: What do you have?
Apr 12 2012, 7:55 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 12 2012, 7:55 PM EDT
To my left Is a lot of stuff, piled up. Shall I use the plastic box over th zombie's head, or will I-wait saw something I could improvise, a small wooden stue thing I could bash it with.

Yeah, I'm fairly screwed.
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Sullivan714
Sullivan714
29. RE: What do you have?
Apr 13 2012, 1:15 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 13 2012, 1:15 AM EDT
To my left, an alarm clock. I don't think I'll make it. However underneath in my drawer is my G21 :) 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
SasquatchJim
SasquatchJim
30. RE: What do you have?
Apr 13 2012, 11:15 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 13 2012, 11:15 AM EDT
To my left is a door to the room where the gun cabinets are. Can I use said door? 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
ubersoldat
ubersoldat
31. RE: What do you have?
Apr 13 2012, 2:32 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 13 2012, 2:32 PM EDT
object: my wife
use: 'uh, honey, i think he just stepped all over your new purse'....run to my nearest weapon
trouble: a sh1tload, my wife is gonna be p1aaed at me
survive: the zombie, yes....the wife, i hope so
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mars22581
mars22581
32. RE: What do you have?
Apr 14 2012, 11:49 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 14 2012, 11:49 AM EDT
At this very moment, I have a stack of arrows (refletching last night). So one of those are going right through the buggers eye socket. Next, I'm gonna put on some pants, grab the shotgun 3 feet away, and battan down the hatches. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    

sykedelic
33. RE: What do you have?
Jun 11 2012, 1:55 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 11 2012, 1:55 AM EDT
What is that object? A long ratchet wrench.
How would you use it? Swing it right on the head.
In how much trouble are you in? If it's one, none. If it's more, maybe a bit until I get my machete from the kitchen.
Do you live or die? I live.
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randomknife666
randomknife666
34. RE: What do you have?
Jun 11 2012, 2:37 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 11 2012, 2:40 AM EDT
My EDC knife (Wish I hadn't put away the seal pup, but this will do). Actually, I'm surrounded by knives at the moment, so I could play the game of choices XD. If I can manage to defeat the first one though, the next object to my left is my gun safe, and the keys are hanging right in front of me.

How would I use it- I have to get through the eye... Or disable it long enough to grab something better...

Trouble- I could be worse off... But I still wish I had more than my little folding knife.

Do I live or die- If all goes well I live, then open up my safe and load up my guns, and have some real firepower.
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oldannyboy37
oldannyboy37
35. RE: What do you have?
Jun 11 2012, 4:59 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 11 2012, 4:59 AM EDT
I'm laying in bed (in my underwear in case you were wondering....just thought I'd let you know), and I glanced right over to the BOB right beside dresser next to my bed.
Sitting in the frame of my ALICE pack is my SOG hawk.
How would I use it? I'd stick it in their heads if possible.
How much trouble am I in? I'm screwed.

Status: I went down swinging (possibly killing one or two) and now zombies are feasting on my flabby a**.

Thanks for killing me, Shadowmancer.
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jamesgoddam
jamesgoddam
36. RE: What do you have?
Jun 11 2012, 7:21 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 11 2012, 7:21 AM EDT
some pillows,
sh*t
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wantmarmite
wantmarmite
37. RE: What do you have?
Jun 11 2012, 9:40 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 11 2012, 9:40 AM EDT
Wine rack with 6 bottles. But the wine! I don't know if I could do that to good wine. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
=jesse=
=jesse=
38. RE: What do you have?
Jun 11 2012, 6:17 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 11 2012, 6:17 PM EDT
"Wine rack with 6 bottles. But the wine! I don't know if I could do that to good wine."
I've recently gotten into red wine to go with my cigars. I say save the wine. Use the rack instead.
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wantmarmite
wantmarmite
39. RE: What do you have?
Jun 11 2012, 6:37 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 11 2012, 6:39 PM EDT
"I've recently gotten into red wine to go with my cigars. I say save the wine. Use the rack instead."
Good call. Why didn't I think of that?

And also, you get to keep your man card for explaining why your drinking red wine. I see that was absolutely necessary. ;)
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