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chitoryu12
chitoryu12
140. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 3 2012, 3:01 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 3 2012, 3:01 AM EDT
"What the hell is that?!?!

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Arabra-an Nights? 9001 Tales?
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OOSnake
OOSnake
141. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 3 2012, 8:35 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 3 2012, 8:35 AM EDT
"This is one flag. But it is far more likely to be a crazed drug addict rather than a zombie. When you hear hooves, it's more likely to be horses than zebras.

As for the shooting, play the numbers before freaking out. Miami is a big city, with several hospitals. The odds say it wasn't the same one.

Even if it is, they have hundreds of patients every day. The odds are it wasn't about this patient.

But, keep monitoring. More data is always a good thing."
This pretty much describes what I'm thinking. I've been off of here for awhile, and I got to this thread after everybody else, so yeah. This is pretty much what I'm thinking.
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DLOWTHEMAD
DLOWTHEMAD
142. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 4 2012, 1:09 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 4 2012, 1:11 PM EDT
"Cracked did a good write-up on the media coverage of this.

As to planetary alignment, I think we can rule that out as well. At any given time, one of the planets will line up with something. The universe is that big that any two points will form a line that crosses through a third.

Economy? Maybe. More likely to be a case of "f*cked up guy does f*cked up thing". The media picks up on one, and goes hunting for more. Guess what? Sh*t like this happens every day. As evidenced by people in this very thread linking to stories from earlier in the year and before."
Pedro... Just cuz I'm a scientist doesn't mean that everything I said was intended as anything more than a tongue-in-cheek half-humorous spoof on typical cover-up jargon.

Conversely just because I ascribe to what others may consider a mumbo-jumbo religion, that does not mean I buy anything outside of conventional Proven science...

Lighten up man, try to read a little more humor into what people say, especially me... Life is too short to try and refute obvious tripe ideas.

That said, I agree that this is all just people trying to connect the dots across two pages to turn several pictures into one. Like some great child who can't color in the lines.
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PedroAsani
PedroAsani
143. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 4 2012, 2:47 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 4 2012, 2:47 PM EDT
"Pedro... Just cuz I'm a scientist doesn't mean that everything I said was intended as anything more than a tongue-in-cheek half-humorous spoof on typical cover-up jargon.

Conversely just because I ascribe to what others may consider a mumbo-jumbo religion, that does not mean I buy anything outside of conventional Proven science...

Lighten up man, try to read a little more humor into what people say, especially me... Life is too short to try and refute obvious tripe ideas.

That said, I agree that this is all just people trying to connect the dots across two pages to turn several pictures into one. Like some great child who can't color in the lines."
Use more smileys. Everything written is going to be taken seriously by someone without one.

I am going to kill you.

I am going to kill you. :)

See which one is joking?
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White76Knight
White76Knight
144. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 4 2012, 5:18 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 4 2012, 5:18 PM EDT
"Use more smileys. Everything written is going to be taken seriously by someone without one.

I am going to kill you.

I am going to kill you. :)

See which one is joking?"
LOL @ Pedro
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Kalamord
Kalamord
145. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 4 2012, 10:51 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 8:23 PM EDT
Today in Miami: Man behind bars allegedly growls, tries to bite officer

This whole drug explanation, I'm definitely not buying.

http://tinyurl.com/c2g9toz

Something seems to be spreading, here's a map of bizarre incidents:

http://tinyurl.com/cn6ercg
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chitoryu12
chitoryu12
146. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 1:00 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 1:00 AM EDT
Keep in mind, this is Florida.

Weird **** is not really....weird.
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chitoryu12
chitoryu12
147. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 1:02 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 6 2012, 1:17 AM EDT
"Today in Miami: Man behind bars allegedly growls, tries to bite officer

This whole drug explanation, I'm definitely not buying.

http://tinyurl.com/c2g9toz

Something seems to be spreading, here's a map of bizarre incidents:

http://tinyurl.com/cn6ercg"
Also, that map is stretching pretty hard to find weird stuff. Japanese guy serves genitals for dinner? Kids get exposed to pesticide on the bus? Guy survives flesh-eating bacteria? That's not much.
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Kalamord
Kalamord
148. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 1:10 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 1:10 AM EDT
"Keep in mind, this is Florida.

Weird **** is not really....weird."
Yes it is.
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Kalamord
Kalamord
149. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 1:14 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 1:19 AM EDT
"Also, that map is stretching pretty hard to find weird stuff. Japanese guy serves genitals for dinner? Kids get exposed to pesticide on the bus? Guy survives flesh-eating bacteria? That's not much."
I agree, there are obvious irrelevant news reports, but a great deal are just too weird for my taste. Even just half, or a third, taken with the slightest grain of salt do not seem like normal human behavior to me.

If the media is just searching for stories like this, I think it would have been done before. Stuff like this always sells and gets readers. I actually wonder what's not even reported.
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Reaper37
Reaper37
150. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 3:46 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 3:46 AM EDT
"I agree, there are obvious irrelevant news reports, but a great deal are just too weird for my taste. Even just half, or a third, taken with the slightest grain of salt do not seem like normal human behavior to me.

If the media is just searching for stories like this, I think it would have been done before. Stuff like this always sells and gets readers. I actually wonder what's not even reported."
Actually the media always feeds on what is current. A guy goes out and eats another guys face, everyone talks about possible zombie apocalypse and signs of the world ending, media searches for all related topics of "possible" zombie attacks or similar and posts them for people to see. Humans are primitive by nature, so for them to do something primitive like cannibalism is strange because we think we have become more civilized then that, however not uncommon as it has happened multiple times in the past.

So, IMO i do not believe there is anything weird happening here, just more coverage of it by the media to boost ratings. This does not mean don't keep an eye out and be prepared, that is obvious the right way to be all the time, zeds or not, :)....
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Kalamord
Kalamord
151. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 4:17 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 4:17 AM EDT
"Actually the media always feeds on what is current. A guy goes out and eats another guys face, everyone talks about possible zombie apocalypse and signs of the world ending, media searches for all related topics of "possible" zombie attacks or similar and posts them for people to see. Humans are primitive by nature, so for them to do something primitive like cannibalism is strange because we think we have become more civilized then that, however not uncommon as it has happened multiple times in the past.

So, IMO i do not believe there is anything weird happening here, just more coverage of it by the media to boost ratings. This does not mean don't keep an eye out and be prepared, that is obvious the right way to be all the time, zeds or not, :)...."
I maintain it would have happened sooner, if it is just media hype. News of this caliber is ALWAYS in demand. Agree to disagree.
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White76Knight
White76Knight
152. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 9:08 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 9:08 AM EDT
"I maintain it would have happened sooner, if it is just media hype. News of this caliber is ALWAYS in demand. Agree to disagree."
Sure it is, but it's not the ONLY news that's in demand. Some guy eating some other guys face wouldn't have rated more than a passing mention, if that, on a day when some senator was killed in a car accident, or on a day when some terrorist flew a plane into a building, or even on a day when they were reporting election coverage for that matter.

If there was bigger news in demand at the time, this story would have been glossed over only briefly, if it was even mentioned at all. As it happened, though, there was nothing bigger in the news the day that this happened, so they ran with it and people latched onto the story in such a major way that they went back and started digging up all these other supposedly related stories.

Now if news of this caliber was ALWAYS in demand, why would the media have had to go back and dig these things up? Why wouldn't they have gotten the same level of mass attention when they happened in the first place that they're getting now? Because, at the time, these stories weren't in demand, that's why. Either there was something MORE in demand at the time, or because the zombie subculture wasn't as "In" as it is right now, and the news media couldn't capitalize on the obvious angle.
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Kalamord
Kalamord
153. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 6:09 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 6:22 PM EDT
"Sure it is, but it's not the ONLY news that's in demand. Some guy eating some other guys face wouldn't have rated more than a passing mention, if that, on a day when some senator was killed in a car accident, or on a day when some terrorist flew a plane into a building, or even on a day when they were reporting election coverage for that matter."
It's not the only news in demand. But you can bet that any time it happens, it WILL be reported if there are no plans for a cover-up of any kind.

I am coming across a lot of people who say this happens all the time, but every single person fails to show anything in any news story something even remotely similar to some of these events, specifically the face-eating event.

Sure cannibalism happens. Who says it doesn't? But I've never encountered even one story where the attacker acts exactly like a primal animal. Every case of cannibalism I have heard about, the subject would usually kill their victim(s) and then cut them up and eat them. Not very zombie-like. Too much thinking involved. I'm not talking about just PCP or other drug violence, because either the attacker is just delusional, but still slightly rational, or only harming themselves. Sometimes they attack others, but it seems more human than what we are seeing here.
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Kalamord
Kalamord
154. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 6:19 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 6:19 PM EDT
"If there was bigger news in demand at the time, this story would have been glossed over only briefly, if it was even mentioned at all. As it happened, though, there was nothing bigger in the news the day that this happened, so they ran with it and people latched onto the story in such a major way that they went back and started digging up all these other supposedly related stories.

Now if news of this caliber was ALWAYS in demand, why would the media have had to go back and dig these things up? Why wouldn't they have gotten the same level of mass attention when they happened in the first place that they're getting now? Because, at the time, these stories weren't in demand, that's why. Either there was something MORE in demand at the time, or because the zombie subculture wasn't as "In" as it is right now, and the news media couldn't capitalize on the obvious angle."
So they just started to report a man's face being chewed off by another "man" now, if it's so common? If it happened before, It would have at least been mentioned, if not a major news story, regardless of what was "in" at the time. Again, if this was a common (for the subject matter) thing to happen, why is there not even one story like this in the past? There are A LOT of cannibalism cases, although none are exactly like this.
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Sharpie41
Sharpie41
155. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 8:04 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 8:04 PM EDT
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Kalamord
Kalamord
156. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 8:26 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 8:26 PM EDT
"Post 145, Kalamord can you shorten the links on this post, the page will not fully load."
Fixed.
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Sharpie41
Sharpie41
157. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 8:30 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 8:30 PM EDT
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Sharpie41
Sharpie41
158. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 8:31 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 8:31 PM EDT
"Pedro... Just cuz I'm a scientist doesn't mean that everything I said was intended as anything more than a tongue-in-cheek half-humorous spoof on typical cover-up jargon.

Conversely just because I ascribe to what others may consider a mumbo-jumbo religion, that does not mean I buy anything outside of conventional Proven science...

Lighten up man, try to read a little more humor into what people say, especially me... Life is too short to try and refute obvious tripe ideas.

That said, I agree that this is all just people trying to connect the dots across two pages to turn several pictures into one. Like some great child who can't color in the lines."
Hey hey, looky here, welcome back DLOW, long time no see.
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White76Knight
White76Knight
159. RE: NEWS: Miami, Florida. Naked man chewing victim's face
Jun 5 2012, 11:58 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 5 2012, 11:58 PM EDT
"Sure cannibalism happens. Who says it doesn't? But I've never encountered even one story where the attacker acts exactly like a primal animal. Every case of cannibalism I have heard about, the subject would usually kill their victim(s) and then cut them up and eat them. Not very zombie-like. Too much thinking involved. I'm not talking about just PCP or other drug violence, because either the attacker is just delusional, but still slightly rational, or only harming themselves. Sometimes they attack others, but it seems more human than what we are seeing here."
O I agree, I'm not saying that this case isn't out of the ordinary, or a little stranger than most, it certainly is. I'm just saying that other out of the ordinary things have happened before, some similar to this perhaps and some not. Yet those other incidents have either never graced the pages of a newspaper nor passed the lips of an anchorman, or they were mentioned only briefly and forgotten the next day, overwhelmed by the far more newsworthy pursuit of who Paris Hilton was screwing the night before.

The point is that there ARE cases like this in the past, maybe not exactly like this, but that's just a matter of details. Some guy getting drugged out of his mind and acting violently is hardly new, and unfortunately, neither is some sicko who eats human flesh. This case happens to include both of these things. Some guy gets drugged out of his mind and acts violently, but resorts in this incident to teeth as well as fists, perhaps because he was unable to best his opponent with fists alone, or perhaps just because he was so stoned that he mistook the other guys face for a Big Mac.

Yes, this guy bit somebody's face instead of their arm or their thigh or their whatever, but so what? Just because nothing EXACTLY like this has ever happened before, doesn't automatically mean panic or coverup.
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