"Hi guys. I'm sure there are some innovative members here. Now i need some ideas on how to modify an ordinary, modern tennis racket into a weapon fit to, pragmatically, ravage the undead. I'd <NOBR>love</NOBR> to try some ideas and see how they turn out. "

"Challenge accepted.

Unstring the weaving on the racket, reuse as cordage. Break the wooden racket (it's wood right?) and throw it out. Get a large kitchen knife (like a Chef's knife) and some duct tape. Use the duct tape and scavenged cordage to make a handier handle. Now you've got a real weapon."

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"Braydonn try not to think of this as this as turning a tennis racket into a weapon, but as turning everyday things into potential weapons."

"Yes, but if you've ever seen an angry tennis player throw their racket, you'll know that they often collapse. They're built to be light weight these days. If you have an old wooden one, they're stronger but still don't take much of a beating. Could be worse, you could be trying to use a badminton racket.

I suppose you could attach sharp objects to it, but really, it's easier to spank a zombie with a tennis racket than to kill it. "