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ZombieKiller09	You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 3 2012, 1:44 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 3 2012, 1:44 PM EDT You believe that tanks don't need machinegun; just a cannon. Post reply Do you find this valuable? Keyword tags: essay joke mall-ninja misconseptions satire tacticool weapons wrong
Randyofpirate	1. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 3 2012, 4:09 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 3 2012, 4:09 PM EDT your BOB list has gummy bears and mountain dew on it. Post reply 3 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
LWJ2009	2. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 3 2012, 4:17 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 3 2012, 4:17 PM EDT "your BOB list has gummy bears and mountain dew on it." Your melee weapon is a Katana. Post reply 5 out of 7 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
Sharpie41	3. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 3 2012, 5:09 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 3 2012, 5:09 PM EDT "your BOB list has gummy bears and mountain dew on it." Hey screw you!! I like gummy bears and mountain dew!! Post reply 8 out of 8 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
CallsignPyro	4. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 3 2012, 5:45 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 3 2012, 5:45 PM EDT "Your melee weapon is a Katana." A Hatori Hanzo katana from the interwebs Post reply 3 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
Maricely	5. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 3 2012, 6:10 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 3 2012, 6:10 PM EDT "A Hatori Hanzo katana from the interwebs" Only the finest. Post reply 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
Oakspar77777	6. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 3 2012, 6:13 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 3 2012, 6:13 PM EDT You believe that having a second pistol in your off hand improves your rate of fire. Post reply 5 out of 5 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
RainofMails	7. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 3 2012, 6:34 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 3 2012, 6:34 PM EDT You think you're invincible because your grampa was a marine Post reply 6 out of 6 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
LWJ2009	8. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 3 2012, 6:41 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 3 2012, 6:41 PM EDT "A Hatori Hanzo katana from the interwebs" Scissors cuts paper Rock beats scissors Paper covers rock .45 ACP beats Katana waving fanatic. Post reply 9 out of 9 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
Maricely	9. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 3 2012, 10:40 PM EDT "Scissors cuts paper Rock beats scissors Paper covers rock .45 ACP beats Katana waving fanatic. " You forgot paper disproves Spock. Post reply 6 out of 6 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
11ACRBlackhorse	10. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 4 2012, 6:44 AM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 4 2012, 6:44 AM EDT "Scissors cuts paper Rock beats scissors Paper covers rock .45 ACP beats Katana waving fanatic. " You think your throwing stars are ranged weapons......... and beats a 45acp....... of coarse after you loot the local mall for your Katana and throwing stars Post reply 4 out of 4 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
reloader97	11. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 4 2012, 8:07 AM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 4 2012, 8:07 AM EDT You think that because you beat call of duty on hard you are an elite special ops soldier. Post reply 5 out of 5 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
SasquatchJim	12. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 4 2012, 9:47 AM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 4 2012, 9:47 AM EDT "You think that because you beat call of duty on hard you are an elite special ops soldier." True soldiers beat it on veteran. Post reply 6 out of 6 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
NotAlice	13. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 4 2012, 1:23 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 4 2012, 1:23 PM EDT Your mall katana has a laser sight on it's tacticool mount. Post reply 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
OutlawJames	14. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 4 2012, 1:27 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 4 2012, 1:27 PM EDT "True soldiers beat it on veteran." True soldiers dont play call of duty, They do it for real. Post reply 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
shadowmancer	15. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 4 2012, 2:28 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 4 2012, 2:57 PM EDT To defend gummy bears and junk food. If it is your primary food, you're a mall ninja. If it is a slight moral booster, a small creature comfort in addition to your supplies...... you have a sweet tooth. If you're hyperglycemic it is just good planning lol. Working chainsaw as anything but a tool - you're a mall ninja (unless of course you find the necronomicon) Raiding gas stations in heavily populated areas - you're a mall ninja Raiding as your primary means of aquiring basic gear - you're a mall ninja Believe that the Zombie Survival Guide, Anarchist Cookbook, things seen in film and other related works to be 100% accurate - you're a mall ninja. Believe that swords trump guns and are universal weapons - you're a mall ninja Believe you can instantly become an expert on anything you pick up - you're a mall ninja Do not have any real survival knowledge or skillset but assume you know everything - you're a mall ninja Post reply 10 out of 10 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
RevenantAgent	16. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 4 2012, 4:19 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 4 2012, 4:19 PM EDT You think you can survive Z Day because you beat all of the Resident Evil games. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
SasquatchJim	17. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 4 2012, 5:03 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 4 2012, 5:03 PM EDT "True soldiers dont play call of duty, They do it for real. " Naw, y'see, by beating it on veteran, anyone that plays it automatically becomes a veteran. So, in a sense, they did "do it for real." JK of course. Post reply 2 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
reloader97	18. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 4 2012, 6:12 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 4 2012, 6:12 PM EDT I was at a 3 gun shoot today and this kid behind me kept talking about how bad the guns we were useing where. (12 year old voice) in call of duty mw3 the M4 takes 4 bullets ACR is better Ahh what 1911 desert eagle is better Is that a spas 12 -me no ******* it's a 1100 Post reply 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
CallsignPyro	19. RE: You might be mall ninja if.... Aug 4 2012, 6:57 PM EDT \| Post edited: Aug 4 2012, 6:57 PM EDT "Believe that the Zombie Survival Guide, Anarchist Cookbook, things seen in film and other related works to be 100% accurate - you're a mall ninja." No that just makes you a moron. After rereading the Cookbook & Zombie Survival Guide, I felt like one to think even half the things in it are useful. Post reply 4 out of 4 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?

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