"Everybody knows it would be 100% better if you taped on a katana and covered it in barbed wire."

"It is.....if your a mall ninja"

"But it would be if you were moving around at night, wouldn't it? And everybody knows that all the coolest zombie killing happens at night."

"LOL - True.

BTW, has anyone mentioned dual wielding gold plated .50 cal Deagles yet?"

"Hahaha, nothing quite screams Mall Ninja, like a couple of gold plated .50 cal Deagles."

"Hahahha! Oh how many times I've heard someone say they'd "Take out" a military base.

It's sad to think of the delusion these kids are under, haha! "

"I can't understand why anyone would want to "take out" a military base who dates buildings for gods sake?

or

Meh if they want to date the entire base that is their business I suppose :P"

"You might be a mall ninja if you believe that if you kill a certain amount of zombies you will get a floating ammo box and hear a voice that says "Max ammo" "

"Color me out of touch, but what voice? I assume this is from a game, I just don't know which one."