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shadowmancer	Walmart Jan 3 2013, 4:21 AM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 4:21 AM EST Oh we need a less serious thread because of everything thats occured so lets revive an old standby and all discuss converting a walmart into a fortress of uber pwnage. Post reply 11 out of 12 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you? Keyword tags: defense games living dead plan readiness survival Undead zombie zombies
11ACRBlackhorse	1. RE: Walmart Jan 3 2013, 5:05 AM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 5:05 AM EST "Oh we need a less serious thread because of everything thats occured so lets revive an old standby and all discuss converting a walmart into a fortress of uber pwnage." Noooo the horror. Horror I say The Mayan calendar was almost right. Doom on us......next Shadow will want to discuss the advantages of a "Battle Ready Katana" and looting a "military base" of all them awesome guns, gear, and supplies everyone knows they will just leave behind in their mad rush to die as chew toys. lol Post reply 4 out of 4 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
demsmine	2. RE: Walmart Jan 3 2013, 5:13 AM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 5:13 AM EST Okay first you have to arm all the morbidly obese hogbodies on the electric carts with pole arms so they can joust the Zeds at extremely low speeds. For the pole arms themselves I'm think broom handles or hokey sticks with duct tape and butcher knives on one end. Next you have to go to McDonald's and get some some chicken nuggets. These can be dipped in spicy mustard sauce and flung at raiders, with the use of an over sized bra, to get an almost pepper spray like effect. After that we'd have to go in the employee lounge and hit up some guy named Skeeter, there is always a guy Skeeter, for some meth. There will be no sleeping in my Wal-Mart fortress....ever. Post reply 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
crocodilecommando	3. RE: Walmart Jan 3 2013, 6:35 AM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 6:35 AM EST "Noooo the horror. Horror I say The Mayan calendar was almost right. Doom on us......next Shadow will want to discuss the advantages of a "Battle Ready Katana" and looting a "military base" of all them awesome guns, gear, and supplies everyone knows they will just leave behind in their mad rush to die as chew toys. lol" Don't forget to stick some auto-turret M-134's on the top of a V8 Hummer. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
=jesse=	4. RE: Walmart Jan 3 2013, 12:38 PM EST "next Shadow will want to discuss the advantages of a "Battle Ready Katana" and looting a "military base" of all them awesome guns, gear, and supplies " Umm...ever try fortifying a Walmart without having a battle ready katana and having the spoils from a looted military base??? sheesh...some people.... I'm feeling generous, so I'm going to assume the store is fully stocked, no people, and I have at least an hour or two to prepare. -Grab bicycle locks and lock doors -Grab whatever power tools and misc supplies I can use to attach barriers to windows or other doors. -Use rope to tie down any other locks I missed. -Knock over big shelves etc. to pile in front of doors and windows. -Loot the ammo cabinet -Go sit on the roof and use the .22 rifle I nabbed from the military base and 10,000 rounds of .22 I found in the ammo cabinet to eliminate the zombies. Post reply 3 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
LWJ2009	5. RE: Walmart Jan 3 2013, 1:00 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 1:00 PM EST Well all I want at Walmart is the supply of Coke Zero, Dog Chews, and Fritos.... Alas we don't have beer in our Walmart so no Bud Light for me.............. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
JunkCollector	6. RE: Walmart Jan 3 2013, 1:04 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 1:04 PM EST Great plan jesse, although my local Walmart sells guns, so I can skip raiding the army base (which the nearest base is a National Guard base over 100 miles away). So I can just take a .22 from the gun cabinet to the roof. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
=jesse=	7. RE: Walmart Jan 3 2013, 1:08 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 1:08 PM EST Ah I knew I was missing something. Snacks and supplies for the roof! Add in a beach umbrella, a few lawn chairs, a little charcoal grill, a cooler...this apocalypse thing might be pretty relaxing at Walmart, lol. Post reply 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
Braydonn	8. RE: Walmart Jan 3 2013, 4:41 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 4:41 PM EST Sooner or later someone will come in this thread thinking its serious and start posting how they're going to fortify Walmart and make it an awesome super über base of doom! Post reply 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
JeffersonReloaded	9. RE: Walmart Jan 3 2013, 6:37 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 6:37 PM EST You forgot that you have to arrive at the Walmart on a school bus with a cheerleading team on board that you rescued on the way. No use being locked up in a Walmart for the rest of time without 20 young hotties of questionable moral integrity. Post reply 3 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
LWJ2009	10. RE: Walmart Jan 3 2013, 6:37 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 6:37 PM EST "Sooner or later someone will come in this thread thinking its serious and start posting how they're going to fortify Walmart and make it an awesome super über base of doom! " Yes the primary HQ of the the Army of Jones will be located in the isle with the queso. The alternate will be located near the Tums. The shopping carts will be reserved for field grade officers as in store battle chariots and will be pulled by captive teenagers who will have nothing better to do for a few years...................... Post reply Do you find this valuable?
MajorDamage	11. Walmart: Why Survive Anywhere Else? Jan 3 2013, 7:11 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 7:11 PM EST This has to be the most Original thinking done Ever on the Entire Wiki. I wonder why no one has thought of this idea before now. Post reply 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
LJ126	12. RE: Walmart: Why Survive Anywhere Else? Jan 3 2013, 7:45 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 7:50 PM EST SIdenote: There are TWO St. Louis Area Walmarts near me that have LOTS of 9mm, 7.62x39 and 5.56 ammunition in stock. And the prices are exactly the same that they were this past summer. Not that I'm rubbing it in your faces, but maybe it's worth making friends at the outdoors section to find out when they restock... Post reply Do you find this valuable?
LJ126	13. RE: Walmart Jan 3 2013, 7:49 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 7:49 PM EST "Well all I want at Walmart is the supply of Coke Zero, Dog Chews, and Fritos.... Alas we don't have beer in our Walmart so no Bud Light for me.............." They sell Jack Daniels and all the other less important liquors at ours... But STL is a drinking city. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Zee-Man	14. RE: Walmart Jan 3 2013, 8:27 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 8:32 PM EST "Ah I knew I was missing something. Snacks and supplies for the roof! Add in a beach umbrella, a few lawn chairs, a little charcoal grill, a cooler...this apocalypse thing might be pretty relaxing at Walmart, lol." Don't forget a whiteboard some markers and a chess set. Come to think of it, we can't forget some snowplow equipment and bobed wire to turn the school bus into a B A T T L E B U S !! ! Edit: Fixed spelling on barbed Post reply 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
MajorDamage	15. RE: Walmart: Why Survive Anywhere Else? Jan 3 2013, 9:22 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 9:22 PM EST "SIdenote: There are TWO St. Louis Area Walmarts near me that have LOTS of 9mm, 7.62x39 and 5.56 ammunition in stock. And the prices are exactly the same that they were this past summer. Not that I'm rubbing it in your faces, but maybe it's worth making friends at the outdoors section to find out when they restock..." LJ, you are suffering from a condition called 'gloating' and actually, it's not that surprising that prices are months behind because it's a well known fact that the Earth rotates so slowly where STL is located that it's still Dec 2012 where you are! Post reply Do you find this valuable?
LJ126	16. RE: Walmart: Why Survive Anywhere Else? Jan 3 2013, 9:47 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 9:48 PM EST "LJ, you are suffering from a condition called 'gloating' and actually, it's not that surprising that prices are months behind because it's a well known fact that the Earth rotates so slowly where STL is located that it's still Dec 2012 where you are!" Haha. True that Major. I think the slow rotation has something to do with the New Madrid faultline. LOL If people were interested, and if it is legal where you live, maybe we can work out a deal to ship you ammo. It is totally legal here for me to sell ammo. Post reply 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
Sharpie41	17. RE: Walmart Jan 3 2013, 9:57 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 3 2013, 9:57 PM EST "They sell Jack Daniels and all the other less important liquors at ours... But STL is a drinking city." JD is "less" important?!?!?! What have you been drinking LJ? And in case Jesse sees this, yes I have changed my mind on JD, the only time I've had it before now was by shot, I hate anything when it's shots. Damn dude, first SoA, then JD....what next!!! Post reply Do you find this valuable?
11ACRBlackhorse	18. RE: Walmart Jan 4 2013, 1:21 AM EST \| Post edited: Jan 4 2013, 1:21 AM EST "Don't forget a whiteboard some markers and a chess set. Come to think of it, we can't forget some snowplow equipment and bobed wire to turn the school bus into a B A T T L E B U S !! ! Edit: Fixed spelling on barbed " Ouch bobed wire. I would add a solar charger and a I-Pod for some ass kicking tunes. Any hooch is good to me. Post reply 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
Braydonn	19. RE: Walmart Jan 4 2013, 1:58 AM EST \| Post edited: Jan 4 2013, 2:15 AM EST Don't forget that we need to weld metal grates to the windows of our battle bus! Also we should weld battle ready katanas and chainsaws to the sides of the bus, so we can just drive up along side some zomb*tches and get some super pwnage decapitations! Just decided to make the battle bus idea into its own thread! Zee, you're our bus driver! :) http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/thread/5068571/All+aboard+the+BATTLE+BUS%21 Post reply Do you find this valuable?

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