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demsmine |
20. RE: Walmart
Jan 4 2013, 2:20 AM EST
"F U C K I N G E P I C !!!!!!!! Do you find this valuable? |
shadowmancer |
21. RE: Walmart
Jan 4 2013, 3:24 AM EST
gotta have homemade flamethrowers!!!!
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NotAlice |
22. RE: Walmart
Jan 4 2013, 4:55 PM EST
Yeah, grab some propane sparker-thingies and (AHEM) "DUCT TAPE" them to weed sprayers filled with gas. Voila, instant flamethrower!!!!!!!!!
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MajorDamage |
23. Walmart , the Only Way To Die, Early
Jan 4 2013, 5:38 PM EST
(activate ultra-mall-ninja-speak)you call all those 3rd rate noob ideas EPIC? amatuers! I cannot believe that not a one of you truly knows the potential that is WALMART! Why, with those 2000 people I'll be leading in survival, the average super-Walmart will only last us half a year or so. In that 6 month time (in between raidin, lootin and shootin), my people will be up on that roof building us a FARM! yep, by my ultra-mall-ninja calculations, we'll have like 20 hectacres to plow which will bring plenty of food for us, plus feed for the cattle, pigs and chickens we'll have so yeah, eat that, oh wait, you won't have anything to eat, so watch us eat ha ha! (end ultra-mall-ninja-speak) 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
White76Knight |
24. RE: Walmart
Jan 4 2013, 11:32 PM EST
"Yeah, grab some propane sparker-thingies and (AHEM) "DUCT TAPE" them to weed sprayers filled with gas. Voila, instant flamethrower!!!!!!!!!"No, no, no. Why would you use weed sprayers when the toy department if fully stocked with super soakers of every description. I mean, come on, everybody who has ever been on youtube will tell you that a super soaker filled with gasoline and a barbeque lighter make flamethrowers even better than the ones they used in Nam. Do you find this valuable? |
11ACRBlackhorse |
25. RE: Walmart , the Only Way To Die, Early
Jan 5 2013, 9:13 AM EST
"(activate ultra-mall-ninja-speak)But where will I put my inflatable pool that I will fill with the fish from the pet section? I was going to start a "fish farm" to feed us all. Dang city boys always have to do everything" big". Do you find this valuable? |
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11ACRBlackhorse |
26. RE: Walmart
Jan 5 2013, 9:17 AM EST
"No, no, no. Why would you use weed sprayers when the toy department if fully stocked with super soakers of every description. I mean, come on, everybody who has ever been on youtube will tell you that a super soaker filled with gasoline and a barbeque lighter make flamethrowers even better than the ones they used in Nam."lmfao Now save one or two of those super soakers. How else are we going to get all the hot cheerleaders (we rescued) T-shirts wet. Can't have hotties without the naught-Ts. ;) 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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White76Knight |
27. RE: Walmart
Jan 5 2013, 2:14 PM EST
"lmfaoOh good point. Mustn't forget that bit. Do you find this valuable? |
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Ace.Partriot |
28. RE: Walmart
Jan 13 2013, 4:07 PM EST
We don't have wallmart in the UK but we do have TESCO which i'm gussing is the same thing. I can't belive nobody has mentioned that after raiding the Army base we can 'duct tape' CAHINSAWS to the bottom of our awsome grenade launchers!!
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Braydonn |
29. RE: Walmart
Jan 13 2013, 4:13 PM EST
"We don't have wallmart in the UK but we do have TESCO which i'm gussing is the same thing. I can't belive nobody has mentioned that after raiding the Army base we can 'duct tape' CAHINSAWS to the bottom of our awsome grenade launchers!! "Awesome idea! How about we modify the grenade launcher (With all of our skills) to shoot tacticool katanas? :P 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
Zee-Man |
30. RE: Walmart
Jan 13 2013, 4:18 PM EST
"Awesome idea! How about we modify the grenade launcher (With all of our skills) to shoot tacticool katanas? :P"Nooooo! They must launch Deagles that each have a grenade launcher on them! Do you find this valuable? |
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White76Knight |
31. RE: Walmart
Jan 13 2013, 7:38 PM EST
"Nooooo! They must launch Deagles that each have a grenade launcher on them!How about EXPLODING Tacticool Katanas? I'd think that those of the exploding variety could give even grenade launching deagles a run for their money. Do you find this valuable? |
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Zee-Man |
32. RE: Walmart
Jan 13 2013, 9:08 PM EST
Ohhhhhhh, EXPLODING ones! That IS different. OK, but can they have lasers too? Not the megawatt kind, the kind you find in discos, OK?Do you find this valuable? |
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White76Knight |
33. RE: Walmart
Jan 13 2013, 9:58 PM EST
"Ohhhhhhh, EXPLODING ones! That IS different. OK, but can they have lasers too? Not the megawatt kind, the kind you find in discos, OK?Purely for visual effect? Actually, that's not a half bad idea, so sure, why not? Do you find this valuable? |
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Braydonn |
34. RE: Walmart
Jan 14 2013, 12:28 AM EST
Why not go the whole mile and attach a disco ball and a strobe light to the Katana? OR How about we shoot Ultimate tacticool katanas that have angry battle-ready raccoons riding them. Did I mention the Raccoons have rabies? Do you find this valuable? |
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Ace.Partriot |
35. RE: Walmart
Jan 14 2013, 8:06 AM EST
If we're all honest guys we won't even need guns, the super Ninja/special forces skills that we'll instantly develop once the outbreak hits will ensure that nothing bad happens :D
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White76Knight |
36. RE: Walmart
Jan 14 2013, 11:35 AM EST
"If we're all honest guys we won't even need guns, the super Ninja/special forces skills that we'll instantly develop once the outbreak hits will ensure that nothing bad happens :D"Well, there's that. Do you find this valuable? |
AlphaOneFour |
37. RE: Walmart
Jan 14 2013, 1:01 PM EST
"How about we shoot Ultimate tacticool katanas that have angry battle-ready raccoons riding them. Did I mention the Raccoons have rabies?"Armoury: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should That covers just about everything, from the cylindrical mammal gun to the feared rocket propelled grenade launcher launcher Do you find this valuable? |
wkwkwkwk13 |
38. RE: Walmart
Jan 14 2013, 3:11 PM EST
Anyone mentioned the battle-ready katanas and chainsaws? Oooooh, and the good ol' DEagle!
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MrK9114 |
39. RE: Walmart
Jan 14 2013, 6:34 PM EST
Maybe we can steal some tents from the camping section and have a.....Zombie slumber party! Do you find this valuable? |
