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ItsMrManCub |
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LJ126 |
1. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 12:46 PM EDT
Every single other human dead? After a very long and fruitless search for other humans, I'd probably just commit suicide.There would be absolutely no reason to live.That being said, by being the only human alive, you set the moral code for the rest of society - so you wouldn't be capable of doing wrong and there would be nobody to punish you for doing it. I always wanted to drive down !-270 at 180 mph... 100 mph is fun, but 140 is much better. I can only imagine what 180 is like... Do you find this valuable? |
ThaDard |
2. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 1:48 PM EDT
Well for one I think its a given that pants wont be involved. I dont know about suicide though. I would probably spendthe rest of my time searching for other people, assuming I am unaware that im the last. Pants would probably be needed for that.
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AlexHigginbotham |
3. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 2:33 PM EDT
I would find a library, pick out every book that I would ever consider reading, and start reading them. Then when I leaned over to pick up the first book, my glasses would fall off and break. Wait a second, that sounds familiar...Actually, I've always wanted to watch a city burn down from a safe distance. I would try and find the most condensed city I could, start a couple major fires, then listen to opera and smoke a big joint while watching it all collapse. Do you find this valuable? |
SovietPrince |
4. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 2:39 PM EDT
LLAMA FARM.PET DINGO ARMY OF GUN WIELDING GERMAN SHEPHERDS LION TRANSPORTATION BLOW UP DOLL COLLECTION GUN COLLECTION BOMBING RUNS ON VARIOUS CITIES Continued production of the TWINKIE Do you find this valuable? |
Carnack |
5. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 3:25 PM EDT
...I don't think that this something worth thinking on.If it killed everyone the only way you would be the only survivor is if you were in a Bank Vault and reading at the time. Do you find this valuable? |
ZOMBIESARECOMING |
6. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 4:25 PM EDT
One word: I would get as many explosives as possible (im talking TNT, plastic explosives, Gunpowder, anything I can get my hands on) Put it on a train, put the train on a collision course with another train and watch at safe distance. And no pants would be involved. :- D
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Ironback |
7. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 4:35 PM EDT
I'd find a nice pair of pants...Do you find this valuable? |
Wheelchairman24 |
8. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 4:39 PM EDT
fly a space shuttle to another galaxy and find a planet with people, i dont like being lonely :(
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ItsMrManCub |
9. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 5:50 PM EDT
"...I don't think that this something worth thinking on.Lol oh my precious Carnack ye of little faith. Where is your imagination today? I would get a tractor and cut my own custom crop circle. Something like idk Mancub The Hung or something like that. I figure after I die my legacy lives on and visitors from other worlds can know of my power...at least until the crops grow back up. Do you find this valuable? |
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Carnack |
10. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 6:04 PM EDT
Well since we're being funny I guess I'll play.This is in the event of everyone but me dying off and is not a representation of my feelings now. You have been warned. First thing would be blowing up the IRS building. Such a demonic force has no place in my paradise. Next I'd go paint the White House a camo pattern. Just because. :) After that I'd explore Fort Knox. Then the CIA offices. Before living in the Winchester Mansion. Guns, porn, foodstuffs, paintings, books, knives, books, movies, DVDs, Blu-Rays, VHS tapes, Gaming systems and every game I can find would be stored there. Do you find this valuable? |
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ItsMrManCub |
11. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 6:10 PM EDT
"Well since we're being funny I guess I'll play.thats more like it sir. Do you find this valuable? |
SGTGerman |
12. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 6:23 PM EDT
Well, where do I begin?Rename Scotland "Northern England" and Wales "Western England" Union flag bang in the middle of Southern ireland Take a piss of the Eiffel Tower and redesigning it to look like a massive **** Write "SGT was here so what?" on that massive thing in Mecca Use the turbans of the dead Taliban and assossociated idiots at toilet paper Use the remains of Gordon Brown, Big Dave and all the other traitors in power as my toilet. Straighten the learning tower of piza And this is before the beer begins... Do you find this valuable? |
VagabondVance |
13. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 7:54 PM EDT
Perfect cloning, like a boss.
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EdOfTheDead2 |
14. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 7:55 PM EDT
What would I do? I would fly to the Louvre, look at the art. Look at the pyramids, the Eiffel Tower, the leaning tower of Pizza, the Colusseum, the White, and the Great Wall of China. I would tour the Gibson and Fender Guitar factories. Go to Tennessee and Kentucky, for the Whisky and Bourbon. See "Old Faithful' Gaze at both sets of Mountains in the USA. Gather up all of the explosives and fossil fuels, and truck it all over to a large city, light the place up, and listen to my awesome playlist (first song: Burning for You~Blue Oyster Cult : ) ) head over the the Barrett-Jackson car auction warehouse and drive a few of the "Muslce cars". Then to a local Wal-Mart or grocery store and read all of the magazines articles in succesion, then Cabelas to use up some ammo and go to Guitar Center to Smash some guitars (Pete Townshend style) and then live out the rest of my days in the Canadian Wilderness. And finally write out my memories and keep records of human history and DNA next to my deathbed, so when te aleisn come, they can clone me : ) Do you find this valuable? |
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ItsMrManCub |
15. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 8:34 PM EDT
"Perfect cloning, like a boss."Haha this is hilarious. Then you could expand your global empire into space and conquer the universe. Do you find this valuable? |
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SovietPrince |
16. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 9:36 PM EDT
"Haha this is hilarious. Then you could expand your global empire into space and conquer the universe."no thats me. And my army of genetically modified twinkies and german shepherds Do you find this valuable? |
RUPREPARED |
17. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 10:34 PM EDT
"And my army of genetically modified twinkies and german shepherds"...with Guns? Do you find this valuable? |
ViolentKisses |
18. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 17 2010, 11:49 PM EDT
Really last person?Guess i'll be heading to Vegas ((One of the few places to likely remain powered thanks to the Hover Dam)) and find myself a sperm bank. Even if the power is off by then hopefully the ice and the emergency power to the freezers have kept the samples viable. As far as variety is concerned it would also be possible to add to the gene pool as human eggs like sperm should also be in supply someplace with enough searching. Plus with all the time in the world i'm sure I could learn the step by step of in vitro fertilization. I don't fancy living life in a constant state of pregnancy, implanting sperm or embryos in myself, however if the future of humanity were in my hands I may feel a duty. Do you find this valuable? |
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Carnack |
19. RE: Last of a dead breed
Oct 18 2010, 1:11 AM EDT
Humans would have a tough time coming back with 10,000 people and you want to try that with just 1? 0_oThat...is very ballsy. Do you find this valuable? |
